Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

Oh look, a failed attempt at being funny about domestic violence.

What are you watching it on? Besides drugs.

Working for me, though I wish it wasn’t

That’s what she said!

So basically she's become an NBA fan.

That’s why you added the bit about “classy guy”. Sure thing buckaroo.

Thats great. Hope your mom took her time with it.

Wait wait wait, were we supposed to empathize with you? Because I’m really not seeing where you’re supposed to be the hero of this story.

If you’re an adult and you are harassing another adult, you kind of lose the “classy” battle by default.

I was saying the same thing about Randle today. To get cut from a team that circle jerks Greg Hardy is an amazing accomplishment

You picked the wrong wrestling game:

After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.

Approved, by a Southerner in Cincinnati.

I want a Fathead of this.

Photoshop the Detroit ass-eater onto Shitbarf guy, and they have my vote

Shitbarf Guy isn't a first ballot HOF'er. He's clearly a #2.