that halftime video is the greatest video you’ve ever posted, man

That’s weird. When I lived with my girlfriend, her craving during that time of month was yelling at me.

Agree I just use the fire pit in my apartment bathroom and take the batteries out of the smoke detector

My nephew has loved sour candy since he was a tiny kid, so when someone showed me some guy doing a sour candy eating challenge I mentioned to my nephew that I had seen a video of a guy who ate so many Warheads his tongue started bleeding. My nephew, ten years old at the time, waved dismissively and said, “I’ve done…

Yeah. This article would be more aptly titled “I don’t really like sour candy very much.”

Uhh, all three “losers” you picked are the best ones. The whole point of Warheads and Sour Skittles is for a quick intense sour flavor, followed by a contrasting sweetness. The fact that you picked Watermelon Sour Patch over regular (both are equally good) doesn’t make sense. They are the same texture.

this looks like it was written by someone who does not enjoy sour candies.

Sour Patch Kids are the Guinness Beer, the Heniz Ketchup, the Cadillac of sour candies.  Yes, there are ostensibly BETTER ones but Sour Patch Kids are the standard definition of what sour candy is.  Such a wrong take I have to think it is intentional trolling designed solely to get people with too much time on their…

I know the various GMG sites are renown for their horrible food takes, but any ranking that has Sour Patch Kids and Sour Skittles as “Losers” is right up there with the worst of the worst food takes.

Seems someone flipped your chart... Sour Skittles are the best. Warheads second.

I’m a big fan of Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno. That right there is a damn good pizza.

-Bettman said at the time Vegas put in their expansion bid that he was “disappointed” that nobody else put in a bid at the same time; this was largely seen as a shot at both Quebecor and the Seattle group who eventually got a team last year. At the time it was assumed that Quebecor bailed once oil prices started…

Awww, you’re pretty articulate for an 8 year old!

The hot dog “article” sucked for sure, and I like Charlotte Wilder but her “Good Vibez Only” style just made it worse.

This isn’t exactly a beat writer going out to the team they cover and doing a glowing review of the stadium food. Oh wait, that happens every year when beat writers are invited to stadiums to eat and review new foodstuff.

Look, I come to Deadspin for (among other things) the righteous takedowns of media outlets and figures for their hypocrisy and bullshit... but I kinda think you’re looking for something to get angry about here and missing the point.

SI’s pathetic stunt to increase brand awareness better not compromise the integrity of the Swimsuit Issue.

How dare SI try something else to boost its dwindling readership and no longer write only serious sports pieces.

I think we all need to take a step back and take ourselves less seriously. 

You guys genuinely dislike Charlotte Wilder, it seems (well, at least Laura does). What’s up with that? Does it go beyond her work? I think she’s pretty lame, but it seems like you get on her way more than necessary for simply being pretty lame.