All of my nightmares involve school. Not neccessarily my school, just a school.

But who's gonna play Ralph Baer?

You have to remember that there's not much news coming out of this project because it's figurehead and biggest blogger had a kid last week.

Those saying that Rock Band's pricing is merely an aspect of global economics aren't taking into account that the guitar and the game will set you back £100 even with discounts, whilst the same package for Guitar Hero II would have cost you £65 for the pair.

"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY..."

As a non-functioning sociophobe without an XBL gold account, I mock these claims.

Galleon

"Yeah, boyeeee!"

Where's his PR retinue with their gags?

Boom, wellshot.

Now you see, that's just wrong. If you don't tip the stein, that beer's just going to turn to froth and you'll barely get 1/3 of a pint in that mug.

My folks just heckle me for playing stuff Like Super Mario Galaxy and Eternal Sonata. For years they thought that every game I was playing would be like Manhunt, but when gaming moved to the living room (Buzz was the first, then the Wii, then the 360 because we had a HDTV), the reality turned out not to be anywhere…