100% agreeing with you there. A full feature-length movie with Martinet’s voice as Mario would probably have me ready to punch some kids.

... and we don’t want that.

Seriously we need to stop this idea that Charles Martinet would be a good mario for 90 minutes. He does a fantastic job with the short quips and reaction lines but god if you hear him trying to do long form mario it is just grating and awful.

It was first, or at least very early, and widely adopted for broad PC platform. Similarly Steam wouldn’t get a pass if it only launched Valve games, I would assume.

This sucks because as big a fan I am of getting paid for your fucking work, I am an even bigger fan of bodily autonomy and independence. If the ink is inside me, it’s mine. I won’t recreate the design for profit, but I don’t owe you a license fee if I license my image. That’s a bridge too far, for me. At the VERY…

“If you could read minds, you wouldn't game at all" wow so insightful

There can only be one Most Important Thing To Pay Attention To in the world. Why don’t you tell us what that is so that none of us wastes time on anything less important. (Also,  the potential that her relationship with Pitt may be abusive is not what the issue is). 

There's such a large gap between "competent" and "total ass". Being able to manage a game and make it through 60 minutes at QB without royally fucking up is a skill itself. 

Maybe Durkin was right that the team isn’t tough enough, considering a backup punter had to be restrained before his teammate could land a punch.

I know, it totally sucked that Kobe Bryant, despite never being proven guilty, had to serve a lengthy prison sentence, had his lucrative basketball and sponsorship contracts revoked, and was prevented from living his dream of winning an Oscar.  I thought this was America.

Brie also thoroughly messed up an attempted dive to the floor the night before the Vega match and wound up hanging herself up in the ropes, a mistake which was so conspicuous that she discussed it in a Yahoo! Sports interview a week later

Scott Van Pelt rants about this every December, but the Coaching Carousel in College Football is basically you just praying to strike gold. Every year, we see a new Blue Chip candidate go to a Power 5 school with all of the optimism in the world and they just fall apart before getting shipped out because the Boosters…

What are they going to do when it snows?

At least if they’re wearing jumpsuits, they can’t sag their pants.

Pssh. I beat new Vegas a bunch of times on the easiest difficulty, killing everyone who even remotely inconvenienced me.

Commenters’ lives don’t matter, that’s for damn sure.

he had 39,999 subscribers 

Why does Twitter have to have a collective backlash against literally everything?

I have seen a couple of sites trying to make a fuss out of this and say that homophobia was some sort of skeleton in Fred Rogers’ closet. But that is really judging people of half a century ago by the morality of today. It is amazing that Clemmons wasn’t fired. Gay people (especially men) around children was regarded…

Yes.