sorry, not buying anything from someone that’s apparently never heard of a vacuum cleaner.

CP for all the friggin trash in the photos.

Certainly:

It’s not???

Sell Out Sells Out to Sell Out His Selling Out

Interesting. I didn’t write here then, but if I had, I probably would have given you COTD.

You know what, retroactively you win honorary COTD for January 6th, 2017.

Kristen, I hate to do this, but I’ve seen this same incorrect usage at least 3 times in the last couple days and you’re just the unfortunate last straw who will bear the brunt.

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

Was onboard until... outback?

That can easily happen in only 96 payments!

Take your fucking stars. all of them. lmaooo.

Three Wayne One?  Wayne in 31?  Three way any... oh, I’m dumb.

better pissed off than pissed on

This pisses me off.

I once got approval from the AZ DMV for the license plate 3WAYNE1 by explaining that my favorite sports player was named Wayne and he was number 31. But I chickened out and got something else instead. 

Huge loss... what a badass woman. Rest in peace, Jessi.

I never realized until now just how much of a bad ass she is. Rest In Peace Jessie.

Exactly - the marketing team is counting this as a win. And yet again, BMW jumps the shark.

Even in my hardest of hardcore metal days, I would stop and watch when Missy was on MTV. She is just mesmerizing. I think of her like I think of Peter Gabriel. I’m not always sure of what is happening, but you can’t NOT watch

A Starbucks tall is 12 ounces; grande is 16; venti is 20. (The trenta—good lord—is 31 ounces.) You should order none of these. What you should order is a “short.”