I am gonna relapse today.

It’s like an Amazon one-star product rating, but from the factory.

Can we talk about how shit the infotainment system is in these cars? No car play/android auto. Dated everything. Two screens with different hardware (one glossy one matte) and totally different interfaces and designs, that don’t talk to each other except for sometimes and do totally different things and yet still get…

It’ll let you unlock your phone with your breath and Siri will get the voice of Scarlett Johanson

Relevant: https://xkcd.com/327/

But I do enjoy these posts by Collins as I unironically adore the early F&F films.

I know this may be hard for some of you to believe, but way back before many of you were born, you could actually get cars with... options.

With some bbQ sauce and mashed potatoes?

The law is clearly insane, motivated by ignorance and panic...

13.67? That seems steep to me.

Americans need to stop complaining about the price. In a few months, after Brexit, the pound will be basically worthless and you’ll be able to pick one up for about $13.67.

When asked how they felt after the crash, the driver was quoted as saying “blue da ba dee da ba dye”

I vehemently want to pat you on the back with the utmost enthusiasm. Fuck racism.

Of course, even the chalk was white!

Mexican? Technology? I smell a new tariff on the horizon.

He did all that math between cocaine fueled rapes I’m guessing. Probably with stolen chalk he took from white children.

He was actually just trying to work out how to rape while dealing drugs most efficiently, but forgot to carry a 1.

This must be fake news. I mean, he’s Mexican, and according to our President, he must then be a rapist or a drug dealer or something, and everyone knows those guys don’t have time for physics equations.

You were looking for a review similar to what DeMuro did with his 360 Modena, but without the over exaggeration? I’d agree if so.

Scrawl your message onto the piston of a non-fuctioning 30 year old Jeep then list that Jeep on craigslist as “free to a good home.” Dave Tracy will come a running and will find your message...Guaranteed.