marksparlin
outlawtartan
marksparlin

Nerds. All the way, man I miss that tangy sweetness. 

No.

Anyone that uses the word “Maseratis” with incorrect punctuation, in any form of comunication needs to just use public transportation.

Why do you not have more stars?

I’d watch an entire move of Don Omar and Tego bitching at each other. 

That makes sense. Thanks for making not feel like a total dumbass.

Honest question: Being picked by a team and then traded would make me feel like a f*cking looser.

Save the Rays by just closing the organization.

COTD

FIFA let that shit slide all over the last Mens World Cup. We had a crap ton more penatly kicks than in previous Cups and goalkeepers were coming off their line pretty much most of the time with no rekicks and penalty’s given to the keeper.

No. The weirdest thing would be you crouching down throwing a sideways peace sign....

That’s a lot of Q-Tips.........

People are paying over they amount they should be paying for some cars, which creates the premium that some of us are seeing and makes us not click ‘bid’.

I used to have that much money. Then I got a wife and had kids. Now I can’t even afford the hood of those of those....

First: What dumbass spends that much to lower a Passat? At most that’s a G, maybe if he sprung for coilovers (and yes I know some coilovers cost $2-4K but we are talking about a Passat here and not a WRX or Golf R)

What a piece of shit.

Person A: Should we go do something this weekend to help the world out, you know like feed and bathe alley cats? Or buy some food for that shelter down the street?

We will welcome you to the ticket-happy Commonwealth of VA!

Oh look another use for Snapchat other than sending dick pics....

“This is a car we wanted to make.”