Well we know the next time he wants a hand job from some crackpot massage worker he’ll check the room for cameras before he drops his tighty-whities. 

Good for them. The fuckers.

Just throwing it out there again this is BS. A win by diving. You ran the whole damn way, run through to the end. 

“he capped it all off by indignantly protesting his deserved red card as if he’d done nothing wrong”

Sorry Patrick, I call bullshit. Toyota couldn’t be bothered to come up with a home-built Supra (based on their own design and “parts.”) The fact it “had to have an inline six” is just pure dumbassery. To say “Nope, can can’t afford to build another plant and take another two years” when it’s been nearly 20 YEARS since…

The title of the article made me spit out a little coffee. Well done Alanis!

Oh great, someone else for Vin to have a pissing contest with that will end up with “mine is bigger than yours motherf*cker” and Cena getting his own spinoff.

Yes yes, quite good sportsman-like we are. And during that downtime we discuss our favorite month of the newly released argyle sock calendar.

Just win on the damn road for F’s sake...

We should all some day have the guts to reach out and grab the stars as she did.

Come on VA! Lets get on the band wagon...

Love this piece. Nice one Torch....

It was Smith. He farts everytime his mouth opens and tries to talk sports.....

I’m sorry I can’t really see it as a minivan until you take a couple of handfuls of goldfish and cram them into the carpet all over the car...could you do that and take more pictures? Thanks.

Lovely write-up, but this is Jalopnik. Do you have a “Cliff-Jalopnik Notes” version for some of us that stopped reading after circular rotation?

Just give me the DVD set already and leave me alone.

Jason..... F*ck those nanny SOBs....let your hair be your hair.

Yep..because we humans have this driving thing on roads down straight with ZERO issues. Put us in flying cars....I cannot foresee any issues.

How many Asians does it take the shoot a basketball?

So is it bad that I only tip the remaining cents on the bill ($23.45 bill so my tip is $0.55) so my bank statement is all cool and neat with all whole numbers?