Love this piece. Nice one Torch....

It was Smith. He farts everytime his mouth opens and tries to talk sports.....

I’m sorry I can’t really see it as a minivan until you take a couple of handfuls of goldfish and cram them into the carpet all over the car...could you do that and take more pictures? Thanks.

Lovely write-up, but this is Jalopnik. Do you have a “Cliff-Jalopnik Notes” version for some of us that stopped reading after circular rotation?

Just give me the DVD set already and leave me alone.

Jason..... F*ck those nanny SOBs....let your hair be your hair.

How many Asians does it take the shoot a basketball?

So is it bad that I only tip the remaining cents on the bill ($23.45 bill so my tip is $0.55) so my bank statement is all cool and neat with all whole numbers?

And only got ONE package of pretzels. 

Meanwhile everyone else who buys a Jeep to drive over the leaves on their driveway will spend nearly $60K on the fully loaded Rubicon.

Not easily. And probably not recommended!

Or an entire meal of just two ingredients: Whiskey and Cheez-Its. 

Love this.

How many years before the “I bought a $750 Gladiator” and I’m going to drive it across Africa” story????

Don’t be a dick.

I thought the same thing, then I went back and looked at the video. At the 00:05 mark you can see the Flex driver going around a line of cars waiting to turn right onto whatever road he was on. I would assume the dashcam driver saw this and that is why he retailiated. 

It is so sad she can’t see through her own thick selfishness that she was just as part of this crap as her parents.

Bring a Trailer used to be a good place to actually go looking for potential car purchases, but lately there is such a premium on nearly all the cars that most are being priced way too high.

Anyone called Tavarish yet?