It’s like wife-swap for the Velocity channel

You know those big heavy automotive books people place on their coffee tables, in their living rooms pretenting that one day Architecture Digest is going to do a story on their house?

Outstanding article!

God you will make anything about race won’t you? How about you interview the Ethiopian Airlines plane that crashed and killed hundreds of people. What because there were a few white people on board... so lets “kill whitey”??

So what can you actually fit in the cargo box? Outside a box of Girl Scout cookies?

Disagree. College students should not take money, nor their families. These men broke the law, deal with it.

Yea well my 99 broke-ass-Civic won’t require an engine-out oil change to the tune of $45,000.

Why do we care?

Awww. The poor babies got their feelings hurt...

Either he has low standards or those ladies know how to really pleasure a man (or woman).

Well it doesn’t help that Fancy Kristen has 10 on order just to carry all her luggage. Not to mention the number she has for carrying her and all her peeps.

Robin Williams is crying up in heaven at the complete shit-show this is going to be.

Why do you not have more stars you bastard!?

Owner is spot on. F the dealership. Social media is all about making people aware of things going on in the world and there is a spotty shit eating service dealer...people need to know. 

Fancy Kristen has three of them.

Or dealerships can just stop charging us for destination. Its part of their business, they can work it out with the manufactuers. 

10-speed? That’s for a bicycle.

Ah I see it, they are missing the yellow reflector just in front of the door...

Damn it Tom, I have leaves on my driveway. OF COURSE I NEED AWD!

Or, just be confident in yourself and not give a flying fuck what other people think about you.