You missed the part where he sounds like H. H. Holmes!

It's almost as if shit has hit the fan and people want to crack a few jokes to lighten the mood. 

This, which is also why I was pretty amused by the positive comments on the recent article about influencers fleeing NYC/LA in rented RVs. Especially in light of this:

Yes. Trite as it is: +1000. The extent to which The New Prudery ends at the water’s edge and/or Canadian/Mexican borders cannot be overstated.

Those Who Clutch Butts has to be an unfinished Harlan Ellison manuscript.

But that doesn’t justify self-centered stupidity. Which is what this is.

I HIGHLY recommend re-reading Go Ask Alice as an adult. It’s hilarious. The idea that anyone believed it was an actual diary is shocking, it’s so obviously written by a person who has never even smoked pot. It even got a good review in the NYT! I guess adults just wanted to believe a certain narrative. And kids too. I…

No one begged this brain trust to have five kids.

Bravo. Such an articulate interpretation of something you apparently haven’t even watched. You have reached an altogether new level of pretentious douchebaggery.

Nah, sounds like an exploration of the arse with icicles and coke bottles.

Be honest BoyManChildMan: Did you direct this film?

WEB DESIGNER: Can we really put naked butts on the homepage?

EDITOR: Everyone is working from home now. The world is ending. Nobody cares. Do it. DO IT!

I look forward to your cause of death being “tackled Harmony Korine out a ninth-story window”

No worries, I totally agree.  I was just going for the laughs at the expensive of our crumbling society :)

You should write up an article on “How the Pandemic will hurt the porn industry” and then like every other article about a specific industry I don’t always consider I’ll think - huh yeah of course - then I’ll just scroll by it.

Lynn, these are sex people!

Still, that is a nice collection of butts up top there.

And I thought this was a Sigur Rós video album.