marksmaker
MarksMaker
marksmaker

Boo hoo.

“Voting is a chess move, not a valentine.”  - Rebecca Solnit

Jesus Christ...

The nerve of this queen.

Do we though?

Clearly you’ve never worked in the service industry. The shit people expect, & often DEMAND, is absolutely wild.

Of all the days for that gaudy temple of tackiness not to explode...

I’m looking forward to this. Her memoir, “There Was a Little Girl”, was a very moving reading experience.

“As a Christian”...

To borrow from Joan Rivers, “And doesn’t know how to say ‘no’ in any of them.”

I posted a photo of her leaning in close to Trudeau on Facebook with the caption, “He golfs every weekend & takes LOTS of naps... call me.”

I wish you could have heard me cackle just now. Brava.

Starred for the kelp tape reference. That was one of my favourite episodes of “Archer”.

Seriously, genetics failed this lad. Imagine having Victoria & David Beckham as parents & growing up to strongly resemble a peeled potato.

I read the book & it’s basically “Behind the Music: The Making of Rumors” the novelization. 

He also played Bette Midler’s boyfriend in “The Rose”, which is a fantastic performance.

That would be me & my crew’s chant.

TLC actually has a show called “Milf Manor”. 3o Rock is joining The Simpsons in its pop culture prescience.

I can already see the hilarious headlines a place like this could result in.