If you put a pigtailed wig & a whole lot of very pale foundation on him he’d look exactly like Baby Jane Hudson.

I will always star an Archer reference.

As I read further and further down, I was expecting to see the phrase “are poopyheads” appear somewhere on the left. This is seriously one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a while (and these days, that’s saying something...)

Yes - for the first time in a long time, I have some interest in Vanity Fair. This regime change was long overdue.

You probably need to unfollow your friend for a while, just for the sake of your mental health.

Maureen Orth’s book is well researched, but she was pretty credulous regarding a lot of the things people told her (especially Marilyn Miglin, if I recall correctly - it’s been years since I read it.)
She also seemed to view a lot of events/situations through a heteronormative lens, to use the parlance of this post,…

Then you, my friend, are what is referred to as an outlier.

If your favorite movie is Boondock Saints your favorite book is probably the back of a box of Hot Pockets. – Dave Horwitz

“Person does job person was hired to do” is not news.

Clearly there was a LOT of wax.

And whatever she’s done to her lips. Or, to quote Bette Midler’s character in First Wives Club, “What’s in ‘em? Wax?”

I kept reading aloo gobi too & now I want Indian food so badly...

Thank you!

SAME.

She doesn’t seem to have a great deal of character or charm herself, so really, it’s better than ruining two good families...

And if the trailer didn’t get you bawling...

I am literally embarrassed for your brain right now.

She was a nasty piece of work, and it gave me a bit of a start to see her quoted above. Like the Spice Girls saying that Thatcher had “girl power”.

Right now, I’m making the face I make when I pretend to be surprised...

Johnny Bananas (my soul died a little as I was typing that) looks like a dollar store Jason Sudeikis knock-off.