Sharon Stone also had the only good line in Catwoman. When Benjamin Bratt says, “You don’t wanna shoot a cop,” she sneers, “I’m a woman, Lone - I’m used to doing all kinds of things I don’t wanna do.”
She delivered it with a lot of conviction...

Hah!!
There’s a writer - unfortunately I can’t remember who at the moment, may have been previously at Gawker, or The Awl - who frequently wrote “...and that’s when I hit ‘close tab’.”

PROTIP: Caitlin Flanagan’s byline = close tab.

Your misogynistic language isn’t really helping your case.

It’s reductive and unfair to assess Katie Roiphe’s career & views as being one giant “fuck you” to mom, but it’s also very tempting.

I thought it was Mason Verger for a moment...

That happens to me when I have a page open for too long, and I’ve noticed it only happens on my webpage; if you refresh the page, there’s no star subtracted and you can add one.

THANK YOU. I couldn’t believe that I was reading the same book as all those reviewers.

Or a remake of “Suspiria”...

Even a blind squirrel finds the occasional nut, I guess...

Crazy Days and Nights is barely one step above fan fiction though.

Gary Indiana’s “Three Month Fever” was very good as well.

Today we are all Oscar.

I was being sarcastic, sorry if that didn’t come through...

Well, he did want to fuck Perry Smith...

Or St. Elmo’s fire, whose three male characters are: a stalker (Emilio Estevez), an attempted date-rapist (Rob Lowe), and a “Nice Guy” (Andrew McCarthy).
CHARMING.

No, I saw it too. It’s even more chilling in retrospect, isn’t it?

I’m so glad you joined Dirtcast, because I read/heard this entire thing in your voice, punctuated by the occasional laugh, and now I’m sitting at my desk shaking & trying not to cackle out loud myself...

So that we may live with our shame unto eternity.

What the fuck did I just read...