Suuuuuure you don’t, Andy. Jon Lovitz didn’t hit this asshole hard enough.

You’re responding to someone whose username is a declaration of his hate for another commentor. Given that, I wouldn’t expect too much in the way of maturity or intelligence from his responses.

He didn’t even make it to leadership of the Conservative party, so I think we’ve dodged that bullet. At least, I hope so...

I was done with her when she started using the phrase “my gays” constantly.

https://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY?tag=splinteramzn-20&ascsubtag=2db0c96b521f0480f5dd9f9cc34ff8e8a2de24a0&rawdata=[r%7Chttps%3A%2F%2Fsplinternews.com%2F[b%7Csplinter[p%7C1819132598[au%7C5876237249236177261
Every time I read this Amazon review I wind up shaking with laughter. Every. time.

It’s right here in the greys where it belongs, you big fucking baby.

There’s no magic to it - people who’ve experienced severe head injuries do often undergo negative personality changes.

Rachel Ray is mediocre though; he wasn’t wrong about her at all.

OT, but your username & the accompanying picture are giving me a great deal of joy this cold, dark morning.

That she was owed enough favours/has enough clout to be left out of the story, it would seem...

Which post are the threads in response too? I wouldn’t mind reading them, thanks.

You’re right on the money - that wedding was goddamn insulting, and the way the characters behaved around it, it was like they were little girls having a pretend wedding for their pets.

Oh come on, didn’t you study alchemy & the bodily humours in school??

Hopefully, Goopeth & her Psychic Vampire Repellent will be in the crosshairs soon. Get a load of this ingredient list (emphasis added):

The first sentence of the second paragraph is GOLD:

Thank you for reintroducing me to this classic - just sent it to a friend whose boys are 11 and 13 & she replied, “Now that I’ve caught my breath, I’m adding another line to my budget.”

Ugh, my condolences. It’s really hard to have a rational conversation with people whose beliefs aren’t informed by any kind of verifiable facts.

It sounds like you have some unfriending to do...

She’s basically Anne Geddes but with celebrities instead of babies.

Stories like this really test my opposition to the death penalty.