You can tell a lot about a person by what they’ll say in an attempt to insult or hurt you.

THANK YOU.

Like a nice racism reduction, similar to what you can do with balsamic vinegar...

If it is truly a cult, break out the Flavor Aid...

I bark-laughed at this...

She’s not that clever.

Unnecessary.

Please delete your account, and then set yourself on fire.

Oh honey...no.

For that alone he should be put away for a long time.

Your reading comprehension could use some work.

From what I understand about alcoholism and addiction, the problem isn’t necessarily the frequency or amount, rather the dependency issues surrounding the very act of drinking.

Damn it. I went over to Deadspin expecting this...
Conclusion: I don’t know the names of very many teams of any kind.

This might be the stupidest thing I’ve read all week, and in these times, that’s saying something.

I’m pretty sure it’s not lesbians in general that he’s referring to, just this thirsty bunch.

EXAMINE YOUR CHOICES SIR.

Isn’t it always said that politics is show business for ugly people?

But what if one led to a revolution in dance?

Don’t worry about it - I’m pretty sure he doesn’t either.