You guys are my people.

Morris: He got a point. Carl Lucas was a bad motherfucker!

Tashte the shoop!!!

Just to Be That Guy: The Sword in the Stone is NOT Excalibur.

Damn Usher out here burning people like Ghost Rider.

37 minute video? Ain’t nobody got time for that

LEDGE

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

Anyone remember Fred Ward “Cast A Deadly Spell”?

You’re unusual.

Andy Serkis is a world treasure and should be preserved for all time!

Now I can’t decide if I like this or Mark Hamill reading them as the Joker more!

I am hiring him to read bedtime stories for my children. How much do you think counselling will cost for them in the future?

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

Welcome to KFC, may I take your HORDOR?

To X-Men fans: you have my sympathies. Seriously.

Mark Wahlberg’s big screen adaptation of the Six-Million Dollar Man has been quietly pulled from the Weinstein’s 2017 film schedule

Before you give this article a hard time thinking that is serious, he’s satirizing the piece they wrote on vulture about WW.

He probably has a beautiful Danish wife who is a designer in Lego.