I really like Gigi’s hair like that.

On the stick! Since forever!

The ones in the yellow box ( I don’t remember the brand) have jokes on the sticks. They are ridiculously bad and I love them.

Popsicles have jokes? When did Popsicles start having jokes?

Little Blue looks cute as can be, but I wish Bey’s dress would die in a fire. Yikes.

I did not, in fact, miss this.

“I could forget this...for the right price.” -An elephant

great culinary tip.

See also, just baking spaghetti squash whole instead :).

Wait, so even if I do somehow manage to get married someday I’m just going to end up killing her eventually? GOD LIFE IS SO HARD.

I have a friend I can call to help me get rid of a dead body. She wouldn’t ask questions.

I feel you, Anna. Butternut squash is a bitch.

Kara how did you miss this???? Blue Ivy is in bunny ears. BUNNY EARS!

But if you beat him to it? Snapped. Or Wives with Knives.

Murder porn!

This is so me. Why do I watch the shows?

I used to have a few conversations with this guy who would relay stories to me about his wife. He’d talk about how much he could trust her (he’s a contractor overseas and she’s a foreign bride) because he’d put her ‘allowance’ in her account and she wouldn’t spend it. In telling these stories, when he’d speak as her…

He liked one of my tweets!!!

I didn’t even know she was in the “new” 90210. All I’ve seen are bikini shots, everywhere.

I don’t think I’d rush for a meet and greet, but I like looking at her.