First laugh out loud moment of the day, Love that he holds his face while still looking were the ball went.

Hes like Jim Harbaugh without any of the redeeming qualities

Here. It’s satisfying.

It’s fitting that he’s lying in bed with all of those balls seeing how every night he rubs his dick on them until completion.

Where’s the video of McCann’s game tying homer? I want to see Hample get hit in the face.

He’s just showing his helmet.

Meanwhile in Germany, there were two mass shootings within the last five years, compared to about two thousand in the US in the same time frame.

The average amount of guns owned by a single gun owner in the US is apparently 8. EIGHT. Why does anyone need eight guns? Even if you’re a John Woo character you can still only use two effectively at any given time.

So here’s a thought, we live in a society that lets people own bears right? And ANYONE can get a bear easily and cheaply. I understand that some people can safely own bears, but keeping bears around kids and people who don’t know how to care for bears is a bad idea. However people keep saying that our violent bear…

As a 49ers fan, I’d rather they just ban 49ers games.

if football fans are good at anything, it’s finding creative ways to stay as shitfaced as possible while turning the stadium into a hell on Earth.

I get the joke and yet I’m still thoroughly confused by your first paragraph.

“Cheating means someone loses.”

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,