He's a different animal—not better, just your preference. And not that of about a billion other people on Earth.

Chris Rock rides the cheap gravy train as a comedian who's got nothing better than a farcical schtick of put-downs and no actual wit. This was only "damn funny" to people who enjoy kicking a man once he's down (don't worry, you got plenty of company).

De Passe says it never happened.

Bad guess! And sad fact: Prince is very talented but had the misfortune to be born in the same age as Michael Jackson. In life, he was always in Jackson's rear-view mirror and knew it. In death, he'll never be as beloved, and knows that too.