I’m only 6 feet tall. Mostly I just can’t lay off the burgers and have abnormally long legs. I’m the kind of person who causes people on Tinder to consider gouging their eyes out.

but we’re not talking about you. We’re generalizing so we can dislike a certain group of people based on some internet based idea which may or may not be true...

OOOOOOOOH

I don’t want a Large Farva, I want a litrebike.

One-stop shop for Ed Hardy, Affliction, Monster Energy drinks and Jersey Shore DVD Boxed Sets.

Real Estate Broker here.

(Motto: Pricks delivered fast!)

Perfect for an orthodontist.

Hey Farva, what’s that place you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?

Lol on the idea that the drones will last “indefinitely”. 1 year of heavy use before new batteries are needed, many props/wheels in that time...assuming no theft of vandalism, water damage etc...Yeah, no they will definitely only need to buy them once. Also, how many potholes would 6.5 million bucks fill the old…

Would there be other drones with shovels standing around?

The day my baby died back in July.

One weekend we found out that my oil drain bolt wasn’t safety wired.....

Let’s see - a bit two-fold for me.

Bike: 82 XJ750, Sophomore year of college my roommate and I decide to ride to the student union for lunch. The week happened to be State FFA convention (or what we like to call the blue plague) so there were hundreds upon hundreds of high school students, on top of all of the college students walking around. After…

I see an old jeep Cherokee coming from far away on the right in a 20mph school zone as I make a left to exit my old apartment complex. I check my mirror after make the turn only to see that I had misjudged the jeep... He was in fact going closer to 40mph in that school zone and was gaining fast on me... I oblige his…

This isn’t my video, but it was posted on a forum I frequent... I thought it suited the topic too perfectly not to post it here.

I was on a vacation tour in the Alps, climbing up the Italian side of the little Saint Bernard pass. My head was off in space due to some personal stress between me and my riding partner. It was raining and the cows had just come down the mountains (poop everywhere). I was riding a rental bike that had different brake…

While flying in the Navy I spent a tour stationed at NAS Whidbey Island. One beautiful Summer day I was railing on my 999R on the mainland heading up the North Cascades Hwy near the town of Concrete. I was really moving, and a deer popped out of nowhere. I closed the throttle, and was hard on the binders instantly. As…