“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

Interesting, that was Trent Richardson’s motto when he was on the Colts.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”

Is it as suspicious as this package?

damn it. nowhere in the email did it say anything about needing a wire transfer for a flight from Utah to Miami

I thought the Catholic Church was against all forms of contraception.

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

“Talk about not being self-aware!”

Nice to see good bears in Chicago, someone should probably DM John Fox

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

Learned somethin’ new about Drew today, respect. RIP to a legend, 45 is 45 too soon.

Dude makes Laettner seem like a fun and cool guy.

The Great White Nope

Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.

Mom's Spaghetti