1997 was the year where things I really liked prior in the decade started to take a turn for the worse, including my own life. Granted I'm not too sure if that had to do with it being 1997, or a general feeling one gets when they turn 12.

I do blame ABC and the initial success of Who Wants to be a Millionaire on the current mess we're in. Because that led to the short live game show revival craze of 1999/2000, which in turn led to the emergence of competition based reality shows with the success of Survivor, which in turn led to The Apprentice, which…

MOLLLLLY SHANNNOOOON

Well then perhaps a funny comedian has said something about him!

Hope this doesn't inspire Tim Horton's to rename itself simply to Timmy's.

Will one of the Klingons be named Stella?

Surely Trump has done something stupid!

So a revival of The Apprentice revolving around White House staff?

But El Debarge and Diane Warren are alive and well!

I'm confused. What does this have anything to do with that movie starring Will Smith's kid?

It was probably someone at Showtime.

I am!

Scott Aukerman's ex-girlfriend?

Or Calvin Broadus.

Robert Townsend 2020

"What's your address?"

Meanwhile, Pepe the frog weeps about that fact that he wasn't co-opted in a more positive way.

Everything is so bonkers!

WOOZLE WOZZLE?

He's clearly the director of Torque and Detention.