Disappointed he doesn't mention anything about a bunch of dirty bearded men in a room.

How about Bucka Bucka or Woozla Wozzle?

HUGBEES!

Whimsical?
*Imagines Kathleen Kennedy making writers appear and disappear with a twitch of her nose*

In a wheelchair and going on about Taco Bell menu items?

I was reminded of the short lived tv show Gun.

I'm surprised they didn't just call the show Sex Cauldron.

But what is 4Chan worth?

No, only because there's worse sites out there.

Shake that Laffy Taffy. That Laffy Taffy.

Because the Internet is a series of tubes?

If there isn't a chapter about his work with Shifty Shellshock of Crazy Town, I'll be deeply disappointed.

Mmmmmm…pizza…

Will and Grace?

But if we didn't have the backstory, we could make jokes about the can of vegetables being Steve Bannon.

How much are we extending this universe? Wet Hot Canadian Winter?

The girl from True Grit, a wrestler, some guy, and Bobby Hill.

What did Mila Kunis have to do with any of this?

"it’s impossible to see it any other way"

And it's only been a little over 6 months of that other guy.