“I’m not your buddy, guy!”

I wish this was an hour long, and I’m imaging how spectacular this would be in IMAX...

No more dangerous than walking into any other building in Detroit.

The live version had 27% more Moog.

Please don’t call him “The Australian”

I came to make a similar comment. Wait, this isn’t on Jezebel is it?

I just knew one of the punsters around here was going to stirrup some trouble.

When life gives you lemons, you don’t get scurvy.

I liked when the fingers came into the frame. Videos like this have so little to set the scale, and with these sea creatures my brain always ramps them up way bigger than they really are. I went from “Ewww” to “Awww, poor kiddo” in a few frames.

And every time it starts, the cluster will play an ad recommending you to try the Ford Edge.

This mission is the pinnacle of Dishonored’s level and game design for me. Nothing is better than this. And it does that taking away every power that you have and giving you a mind-blowing time travel power, who is probably the best use of this mechanic I’ve ever seen in a game. Titanfall 2's time travel level is…

I don’t trust anyone who has their equalizers set like that.

Was steering feel improved by using a PS4 controller?

Oh cool the alien mystery of GTA V Has been sol -GTA Online - FUCK.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Bethesda: “Man we really screwed up. We seriously pissed off our modding community. I cant think of what we could have done worse”

PS, what else can you buy on this site? I think Rich Kristen should do a review of Bloomberg Posh for us.

When I tried to image-search this to find out what it is, where it’s from, and, like, why, Google spat back:

Everything’s a good idea when you’re running out of ideas

Neither one of these are worth a shit. I can see these guys plain as day. Back to the drawing board!