How is it possible Land Rover didn’t make this list?  Did they break down on the way?

Cool and all. But this car just never made any sense to me. All the gorgeous looks of a Mark 4 Jetta with the anonymity of it too. Paired with an overly complex but not all that powerful engine. For way too much money. I mean, as a technical exercise it’s cool and all. But man, I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10…

I know two childless assholes who put these stickers on their own cars.

Weird that of all these comments, you chose mine to respond to.  Which thing hurt your feelings boo bear?

Bro-dozers with oversized wheels AND spacers making the thing a good 6" wider (or more) on each side. This shit:

I am reasonably sure that it hasn’t been banned here in Alberta. 

These dumb fucking things.

Those stick-on fake louvered vents

Any kind of lift on a full size pickup. Again, please see your doctor - there’s more effective treatments for micropenis.

Any exhaust that sounds like gun shots or could be described as “brap brap”.  In car subwoofers.  Any forward facing lights that aren’t installed directly from the manufacturer.  Window tint past whatever percentage is required to safely block out the sun, and window tint on a windshield full stop.

Craigslist to sell a $100k+ car???

Nope, the aftermarket detracts, I don’t care who did the work.

...I am divorced I have found myself with a little extra cash...

But they LOOK foreign and the names are hard to pronouce!

all this border nonsense

What does this have to do with the border? It involves two people on a flight from Miami to Vegas.

“Lynch reportedly decided to go on a Mediterranean vacation to celebrate being found not guilty on all counts in his recent fraud trial.”

Seeing the photo first, I thought this fool tried to tattoo hair on. I don’t think hair transplants are supposed to look like that though. That looks infected. This man bought the Larry Miller Hair System.

“if they could not fly, no one else can either.”

VW Colani - It looks like at any moment a bunch of worms are gonna pop out of it and eat your face.