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Andy mentions the Odyssey, Passport, Ridgeline and Pilot later in the slideshow. 

Celebrity provenance doesn’t mean much to me even if documented (and I understand that without a paper trail it’s pretty worthless even to those buyers who do care about it).

How fucking pathetic on so many levels. Its outright pathetic that somehow that fat fuck is yet again running for president. Its pathetic that millions of Americans still support and will vote for him. Its pathetic how batshit insane the Republican party has become- and I say that as someone who is not exactly

For bonus points, buy a Lucid where they lose like $200k per vehicle made.

This kind of shit is EXACTLY why I bought an EV.

From the outside this has the looks of a long wheelbase ‘05 Ford 500.  Those rims look rental car spec.  Personally I’d go for an optioned out S-class of this vintage and save myself the headache of sourcing Maybach specific parts and extra insurance costs. ND

More corporate-speak:  It’s a solution in search of a problem.  ND.

Trotting out my corporate-speak, I just don’t see a rational use case for this. If you’re scrounging in the bargain bin for a car to be driven in, can you even afford a driver–not to mention the upkeep? If you run a limo service, this will have limited utility with only two seats in the back. And who would want to

I’ll take a used OG Audi A7 over these guys....

NO Tesla has already cornered that market

It’s the car they* didnt want you** to have.

FFVI is the definitive Moogle.

How’s your Ferguson flushing nowadays, Al?

Anyone else miss when Google’s mission statement was “Don’t be evil”?

I’ll raise you one: Blob-era pickup trucks

Crypto.

Jalopnik was ruined years ago. I still look once in a while because of semi-interesting car content. But this site is very clear example of the enshitification of the internet and letting web 2.0 bs take priority over content quality. If I ever become a professor of ‘High Quality Things that are Good’, I will teach the

1960 Plymouth Valiant -The wimpiest of Mopars with lines going all the wrong directions that helped kill the fin craze

The Rimac Nevera can hit 60 in 1.7, powered through its tires. I did reach out to a tire group, who said that a 0-60 of less than one second didn’t seem feasible on current tire technology without the help of a “rocket booster”