I’ll take a used OG Audi A7 over these guys....

NO Tesla has already cornered that market

It’s the car they* didnt want you** to have.

FFVI is the definitive Moogle.

I’ll raise you one: Blob-era pickup trucks

Crypto.

Anyone reasonable would see Elon Musk attached to something and immediately get as far away from it as possible. Telsa stans don’t think like the rest of us.

Jalopnik was ruined years ago. I still look once in a while because of semi-interesting car content. But this site is very clear example of the enshitification of the internet and letting web 2.0 bs take priority over content quality. If I ever become a professor of ‘High Quality Things that are Good’, I will teach the…

1960 Plymouth Valiant -The wimpiest of Mopars with lines going all the wrong directions that helped kill the fin craze

The Rimac Nevera can hit 60 in 1.7, powered through its tires. I did reach out to a tire group, who said that a 0-60 of less than one second didn’t seem feasible on current tire technology without the help of a “rocket booster”

i mean, all high-speed-flying-dildo humor aside, the end result shot is pretty goddamned awesome

All German / Euro cars can be pretty dependable if you maintain them properly and stay on top of little things, but in my experience Audi is the worst.

I have a 2023 M3 Competition, and it’s by far the best car I’ve ever owned. Sub-3 second 0-60 time, handling right up there with a Porsche, fantastic interior, and still gets nearly 28 mpg on longer road trips.

All that, and the B58/S58 engine has begun getting a reputation for being pretty damn bullet-proof.

Complain…

I have a 10 year old X5 diesel with 140K miles on the clock and it has been nothing but solid and reliable.  There are no squeaks and rattles, all the electronics work (including the self-closing doors), and it still feels every bit as good as when it was a much younger vehicle.  Compare that to my A7 PHEV which,…

I don’t think you understand what snake oil is. Both wraps and ceramic coating serve a purpose, snake oil is something that claims to do something but does nothing.

Find someone who looks at you the way Max Verstappen looks at his chase drone

The Q45 from 1990-93, I believe.

I swear this isn’t really funny to anyone but me but, as if through a weird form of compulsory word vomit, I feel compelled to tell this little story every time the F-Duct comes up in conversation.

Go to your room. 

Everyone has probably heard some variation of the unknown scientist, who in the mid-20th century, invented a magic carburetor which allowed vehicles to get 100+ MPG but was either silenced or murdered through some shadowy plot carried out by the big oil and automotive companies.