One of the weirdest things about living in the 21st century is watching SNL skits and Onion headlines go from satire to reality.  It’s a bit disturbing.

I liked this better back when it was a SNL bit.

I mean, it’s 2 clicks? Well, 3 if you count moving it to your media folder.

You can just say “corporation.”

“Now you’ll have to shell out an extra $3 per month on top of the $139 you already pay.”

FIFY. Important, because one is monthly and one is yearly.

I’m not cancelling Prime, but I removed it from Roku, etc. I’ll just pirate their shows instead.

The reason Boeing is in deep shit is because they were fools to spin off Spirit Aerosystems as its own company. (Spirit Aerosystems makes the Boeing fuselages.) Why was it done? So Boeing would have less assets on the books—tax reasons—pure and simple, not for greater manufacturing efficiency.

Do you know if they’re hiring? 

And Timberline is completely different inside than what is depicted in the film.

For those of you that are fans of The Shining movie (which I am) that hotel is on Mt. Hood (Oregon) at Timberline Lodge.

$kaycog, where ya at? Your time has returned. 

I mean that’s patently wrong and it is completely legal in many states to exceed the speed limit while passing:

Have shopped these quite a bit. The non-R versions seem to go for about tenish for decent drivers (though not as nice as this). Though not a screaming deal, given that is is an “R” and the miles and condition look very good I can give it a nice price.

Ok, but it is a low-mile, not-rusted (read: CLEAN OLD SCHOOL JDM)

I demand fresh fingernail from the Subway employee I’m looking at! Not some pre-sliced fingernail from a stranger in a factory miles away.

As gray and plastic as the dash is, I actually think those big padded cloth seats are the best thing about the car. I miss when even cheap crummy cars like this had soft comfy chairs.

This car is Mamba Green, which was part of the Taycan’s regular color palette for a few years.

Database Administrator has been fired. Beatings will continue until morale improves

That interior is super depressing.  BTW- did all of our avatars get nuked?

Typical reason for this type of car being low mileage and this condition would be like my next door neighbour (who passed away about 5 years ago). She had a mid 90's Toyota Corolla that was driven (at most) once a week to the grocery store (located about 1 km from where we live). Then as her eyesight started going she…