They will need a few more really attractive breathy ladies reassuring us it is an Alfa Romeo, that is for sure.

Oh crap, again? This place cycled through writers like hotcakes last time something happened.

*Takes giant bong rip

During the pandemic I spent $1,800 on a set of Bilstein adaptive dampers and then had to wait a full damn year for them to show up with the chip shortage. The dealer quoted me something similar in price to do just one corner, let alone all four. Got em slapped in and everything aligned and so far they’re great. A bump…

I’ve actually got a 2014 BMW 335ix GT, and it is exactly the car I wanted after daily driving a completely analog 1989 Montero for 7 years. I knew I was getting married, and after realizing the market for manual 335is in Denver was scarce especially if you wanted an interesting color, I considered other options and…

You should have thrown in MPG for each of these, and then the turbo 4 or 6 counterparts. The N/A v6 us dying from obsoletion, and they also sound like crap in most applications. 

Just here to give a shout out to Rocko’s Modern Life for the reference of You Can’t Fight City Hall! You Can’t Fight Corporate America!
They Are Big

And that Ford looks like an older Audi, I couldn’t think of what model the Ford was when the thread question was asked. Mondeo? Nope, 500.

I love the 5 door fastbacks, I wanted a stinger but they were too new, I got a 2014 BMW 335ix GT instead after plenty of research which was BMWs attempt at the swoopy coupes trying to erase the horrible stench of the 5 series GT from the plate. Being based on the Chinese 3 series it has massive legroom in the back as…

That is way too much money to get smirked at when you show up at cars and coffee and people ask how much you spent on that thing. 

These things are going to be EVERYWHERE.

I’ve got an ‘89 first gen and have seen ‘88s for sale. I think even ‘87.
I’m not an expert, just winging it.

CTRL + F “Montero” 0/0

Bummer, there is a noted absence of shredding games that are quality. Shredders was outta left field. 

“Also for the record, even with all of these issues and the terrible dealers around here, I still love the car. I just wish it wasn’t such a piece of crap.”

Bill Hicks was right about marketing.

Good list, great suggestions in the comments, been watching these since the article posted.

The dinky kidney grilles on the LMR are weirdly fitting. They seem so pointless. But hey, looks kinda cool? And fits the theme of their usual stuff!

Lots of old stuff I missed in there. 

Cancun airport is a nightmare, we got covid there for sure it was so crowded in the terminal.  And I live in Denver so DIA is my airport, Cancun is a shitshow.