This guy makes decisions like drunk people on Amazon at 4am.

That is a very adept interpretation of how they ride, indeed. I’ve always called it a truck for that reason, it rides like one most of the time when I’m the only one in it. Especially the SWB.

This was someones first project.

BRING BACK THE MONTERO YOU MORONS, JUST LOOK AT THE BRONCO

The 90s were truly a magical time. 

I wholeheartedly applaud you taking up the 2 wheel mantle.
Just know that this means I assume you are going to die, doubly so in NY. But you’re writing for Jalopnik goddammit. Keep doing so.

My cousin is an ATC out of Iowa, moving back to Colorado to work out of the Longmont airport next year, I love this kind of info. We play War Thunder planes all the time, my other cousin is out in Oshkosh for the airhshow with his family. Lots of pilot/ATC adjacency for me, and they’re always the best story tellers.

Nothing rational about this NP, but it is.

The likeability of car accidents surged.

I should have posted the Saab Sonett II that I saw at the Colorado Concourse.

I nominate the last version of the Saab Sonett. 65hp 1700cc V4 engine, 0-60 in the teens.

I went with the F-GT Lite right before they released the GT Lite Pro, the camping chair foldables are fantastically stable for what they are.
Way better than clamped to the desk style.

Now that you say it OH GOD S$&T F@*%^ NO!

It is the greatest show of all time, and they are doing the T Shirt Club again

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

That is definitely insane, and is a testament to how much effort goes into the safety and preparation of those crazy stunt videos.

I forgot to submit Truckules from Venture Brothers and Henchman 23's powder blue Nissan Stanza.

The Halo Reach slide has so many bad typos that I’m just kinda saddened. They weren’t the first I noticed either, but holy crap slide 23. Stop slideshows they said.

I remember I had recently turned 21 when it first started airing and we got a friend who was a bartender to switch the TV over to Adult Swim on Sunday nights to watch the episode premieres by the end of season 1 and for all of season 2. I am 40 now.

I still revere this show as the greatest of all time.
I doubt much will change that in my life.