I came to make a death ray joke or something similar, this does the trick. 

Take a guess how much a brake job is on that thing, then multiply it by 3 and add a zero. 

Colorado was really bad for a long time, there was little to no enforcement during and after covid because of the DMV backlog that was created in state.
I put in for Donate Life plates that took almost a year to finally show up, had to get my temps renewed by setting an appointment and stopping by the Jeffco justice…

The motive power bleeder kit is a lifesaver, it pays for itself the first use.

“Plain-jane three-box sedans or wagons, the squarer the better.”

We visited my Wife’s family in Carlsbad NM, and the car/truck culture down there could only be described as offensive. 

Denver seems to be a haven of Subarus and 4 Runners. 

I really wish the DC side of things had been an actual competitor to the MCU, it is a shame to see glimmering specks of hope here and there that just don’t compare to the overall interconnectedness of the well laid out and rigorously planned opposition.
As the son of a comic book collector, there is nothing more I…

The new clown shoe looks effing fantastic, I would financially pickle myself to get one of those new.

I learned on a manual 1989 Chevy Beretta GT which then became my first car. I drove it till the clutch went out, then bungled getting the clutch done and ended up selling it for next to nothing. It was a moderately cool first car.

My second car was a GL wagon manual. A very trusty car in the Winter, but that anemic engine made any hill climb a bit of an adventure. Especially on I-70 west of Denver.

If it seems that way, according to writers on twitter, it most definitely is. 

They’ll never change what I call it.
The Shlongerwonger. 

Just now hearing about this, I hate it thanks.

A friendly reminder that you do almost all of your sentence when it comes to Federal. You get 20 years, you are doing very close to that 20 years with good time off, no exceptions.
You can’t trustee your way out in 7.

Pre-fixed teeth Jack Black. 

“big block” motor – as a Subaru spokesperson put it.

I honestly can’t remember the last time I wanted, then followed through with eating, McDonalds for a meal.
It has been at least 2-3 years, I am thinking pre-pandemic even, and I can’t remember why I ate there then other than “I haven’t had this in years, wonder if it still tastes like that”.

This should be cross posted to Jalopnik, it is very relevant in the car world as well. I can’t count how many problems other people have solved and posted on forums that I’ve read and used myself.
I literally built my career out of googling SQL programming issues and diving into QnAs, forums and the like and do all my…

A man of taste who desires challenge! I was warned against pre ‘14 N55s by the internet. The biggest asspain on this was detaching the coolant hose from below to drain the system, there is a metal clip on there that requires handled hook dexterity and patience, the pick tools I cycled through trying to pry the metal se…