My then girlfriend now Wife talked me out of getting an import with no airbags or safety features, otherwise I would have followed up the Montero with a Delica.
Apparently you don’t need two 4 wheeling rigs.

My first car was an ‘89 Beretta GT, and man I didn’t appreciate how mediocre-good that thing was as a teenager in ‘99. Just quick enough with a stick to be fun, only quick enough to get in real trouble in snow, which was the only times I put it in ditches. Always got bit when I forgot to chain up with that thing. 

Narrow, short-wheelbase, 2-door, 4-wheel drives with locking hubs from the factory.

Needs VR support

A bunch, I took wrenching up so my Dad had someone to teach after he lost his apprentice ironworker when my Brother died. I had already tried and failed at that trade. 

A German heap

This looks like an absolute blast, definitely adding it to whatever you call a person’s bucket list at 39.

I red ringed my first 36- and RMAd it, then ended up with an Elite at some point... That was an asspain ordeal. 
I messed up and forgot to cancel xbox live, and didn’t pay much attention to a credit card, ended up paying for 3 years of live in which the console was in a box until I caught the error. Game Pass for…

Wait who writes where now?

This is really cool if there end up being spectator areas, making it way less crowded than the actual big day.

335s are definmitely fun in the snow as mentioned, can vouch. If you got one from ‘14 on the N55 is more reliable than the N54, but not as good as the B58 that followed.

Do they have a row of seats in the truck bed?

6000 ft/lbs!!!???
Holy shit.

The stubby wheelbase looks great, but as others have said, death trap.

The best vehicle for messing around in the snow is one that you can afford to smack into something and still be fine. 

4WD with locking hubs makes a first gen Montero SWB behave like a snowmobile with the dimesions of a golf cart, and just as fun to hoon.
A FWD with chains is surprisingly capable, I remember having…

As someone watching from the sidelines as a reader here with absolutely no connection whatsoever to what she does, I’ve just kinda been spoon fed the juicy deets as I scroll through game news, I have to say that this entire ordeal is absolutely depressing. The entire streaming community seems vehemently toxic, from…

I’ve been stuck in the sand a total of once, the only time I drove on sand dunes down by Moab, and I can definitely say that it is not a fun experience. Especially on a windy day, with a very upset fiance in the passenger seat whose only help was to toss a camp shovel out the window with a faint good luck thumbs up.
Car…

That chrome accent line that ends on the side, that is art.

This is absolutely the correct take. 

Hell, I tried and couldn’t get into the game before the patch. I made at least 4 attempts in the last however many years. I finally forced myself to google a few things to save myself time banging my head against a wall, and it is really enjoyable once you get up and running.