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A FB friend lives in Plantation, FL where this guy was arrested. He’s known there... lots of folks have seen his van and taken pics in the past. (Note the crosshairs.)

She says a director pulled her aside during a shoot and told her, “You’ve gotta stop with this pro-woman feminism stuff. Nobody wants that. It kills the fantasy.”

This was, in fact, a thing. I worked in a cab/limo/school bus company for 15 years. We had a couple of stretches, and some black executive cars. The competing cab company in town had one of these - which was a running joke, even for some of THEIR employees.
And it had crank-down windows to boot.

Holy smokes - ROCKWELL!!! I loves me some Sam.

I would have totally voted for this, but technically speaking, it’s not seltzer - it’s mineral water.

I would have totally voted for this, but technically speaking, it’s not seltzer - it’s mineral water.

Yes... because getting your neck sucked on or bitten just rocks, and sometimes it just goes beyond reason... and bruising. :)

Unfortunately, only available for Chrome. :(

Did you catch this?
“teaching them to put quarters in a sock.”
You fill a sock with quarters in order to beat someone with it.  Uggh.

Fuck her, and fuck him.

I loved this movie - one shot in particular, which just floored me so much I had to rewind and watch about 9 times.
The camera is looking down a hallway... Michelle Pfeiffer is lying on the floor face down, and Harrison Ford is approaching her...
and the camera seamlessly pivots to beneath the floor looking up at her.

Thank you for the proviso about substances. Two of the threesomes I’ve been involved in were just sloppy and sad because one person decided to numb themselves to the point of uggh... which made it just sad and gross. More so because I had experienced great threesomes in the past, so it was a complete letdown.
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Adobe has a great browser-based color wheel app - free to use:

I am someone who NEVER, EVER advocates for this.

I can’t take anything Kathy Griffin says seriously, because honestly, there isn’t a more desperate for attention being on the planet... except maybe President Cheeto.

That wonderful feeding machine scene in Modern Times? Chaplin operated the machine himself, and it took 7 days to shoot.

Fuck both of ‘em. Put Preet Bharara in the AG’s seat.

Former CIA analyst Ray McGovern got ejected from the hearings today, for raising a stink:

Your best column ever.

Ummmmm.... no.