Yes... because getting your neck sucked on or bitten just rocks, and sometimes it just goes beyond reason... and bruising. :)

Unfortunately, only available for Chrome. :(

Did you catch this?
“teaching them to put quarters in a sock.”
You fill a sock with quarters in order to beat someone with it.  Uggh.

Fuck her, and fuck him.

I loved this movie - one shot in particular, which just floored me so much I had to rewind and watch about 9 times.
The camera is looking down a hallway... Michelle Pfeiffer is lying on the floor face down, and Harrison Ford is approaching her...
and the camera seamlessly pivots to beneath the floor looking up at her.
…

Thank you for the proviso about substances. Two of the threesomes I’ve been involved in were just sloppy and sad because one person decided to numb themselves to the point of uggh... which made it just sad and gross. More so because I had experienced great threesomes in the past, so it was a complete letdown.
(On the…

Adobe has a great browser-based color wheel app - free to use:

I am someone who NEVER, EVER advocates for this.

I can’t take anything Kathy Griffin says seriously, because honestly, there isn’t a more desperate for attention being on the planet... except maybe President Cheeto.

That wonderful feeding machine scene in Modern Times? Chaplin operated the machine himself, and it took 7 days to shoot.

Fuck both of ‘em. Put Preet Bharara in the AG’s seat.

Former CIA analyst Ray McGovern got ejected from the hearings today, for raising a stink:

Your best column ever.

Ummmmm.... no.

I never would have thought of her, but Emily Blunt would be magnificent as MP... providing that she can sing like an angel. Fingers crossed BIG time.

About 20 years ago, I spotted a flatbed truck from the local auto wreckers, with a mangled t-topped Nissan ZX on board- it had Recaro-inspired factory bucket seats in it. I followed the truck back to the wreckers, and asked them how much for the seats. 25.00 for the pair, and they’d take them out for me.

So I took a…

I thought Clooney would have made a perfect Batman...too bad he was saddled with such a lame script.
He could have totally nailed a darker Batman.

I tried to watch it yesterday - twice. Couldn’t get through more than 25 minutes of the first episode. Yeah, it was pretty... but an unclear clusterfuck, with spastic changes in camera angles and editing.
What a mess.

Technically speaking, he didn’t crash through an aquarium. The aquarium exploded behind and above him.

That footage looks like more than 40mph, easy.