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I am someone who NEVER, EVER advocates for this.

I can’t take anything Kathy Griffin says seriously, because honestly, there isn’t a more desperate for attention being on the planet... except maybe President Cheeto.

That wonderful feeding machine scene in Modern Times? Chaplin operated the machine himself, and it took 7 days to shoot.

Fuck both of ‘em. Put Preet Bharara in the AG’s seat.

Former CIA analyst Ray McGovern got ejected from the hearings today, for raising a stink:

Your best column ever.

Ummmmm.... no.

I never would have thought of her, but Emily Blunt would be magnificent as MP... providing that she can sing like an angel. Fingers crossed BIG time.

About 20 years ago, I spotted a flatbed truck from the local auto wreckers, with a mangled t-topped Nissan ZX on board- it had Recaro-inspired factory bucket seats in it. I followed the truck back to the wreckers, and asked them how much for the seats. 25.00 for the pair, and they’d take them out for me.

So I took a

I thought Clooney would have made a perfect Batman...too bad he was saddled with such a lame script.
He could have totally nailed a darker Batman.

I tried to watch it yesterday - twice. Couldn’t get through more than 25 minutes of the first episode. Yeah, it was pretty... but an unclear clusterfuck, with spastic changes in camera angles and editing.
What a mess.

Technically speaking, he didn’t crash through an aquarium. The aquarium exploded behind and above him.

That footage looks like more than 40mph, easy.

I know it’s not a popular opinion, but I really liked Enterprise.
*ducks*

When the Honorable Judge Aquilina threw his letter down on the bench and glared at him... just priceless.

Good thing it missed that hydrant. :)

In your first example, context is really important. Here’s the full quote:

Our local mall leisure destination finally gave up and just starting sheetrocking over the closed stores, and putting in carpeting.
Just big long white halls with soft floors - and a store here and there.
Genuinely creepy.