Things that are more difficult to explain to a child than homosexuality: dinosaurs, gravity, the infield fly rule, why the sun changes color as it sets, the Doppler Effect, flu shots, war, why the family dog went to the vet and never came back, long division, pretty much anything in the Bible.

Or that you are watching it with your kids

I don't understand why they had to kiss. Should have just done some manly football stuff like a slap on the ass or a playful towel fight in the showers or a firm rubdown of that pesky thigh cramp while looking longingly into each others eyes.

Won't someone please think of the children?

$19.95/month? Hell no

Me too! I couldn't decide if it was some pilot sex-ed program for gay kids, or some wackjob saying that sex ed will make kids gay.

I actually like the idea that kids have individualized learning styles and should be encouraged, as much as possible, to focus on their areas of interest early on. Some people learn better through competition, some learn better through cooperation. Some people learn math better when it's made tangible, some people…

Degrees in medicine, finance, and culinary arts are necessary? Really? Giving birth instantly renders you able to perform surgery, balance books, and sous vide? Given that Farrah Abraham is a mom I somehow doubt that...

As someone who has helped run a local LGBT clinic, I want to voice my opinion.
When I watched the movie, I felt that the movie was able to capture bits and pieces of the problems faced by different trans-gender men or women. Of course, we didn't live in their shoes and we can't judge how "accurately" it portrays the…

Linda Evangelista is my all time supa dupa fave supermodel. The short hair did it for her.

I think it's clear that Kim Kardashian's butt is the actual gestation point for Kelly Clarkson's baby that she is having with Bruce Jenner who is now a woman and so he and Kelly can be married as lesbianistas. No one should be even talking about Juan Pablo. If you are? You're part of the problem. Also? You're fat.

I have a serious girl crush on Robin Wright; she's just too cool for school!

Makes sense... my heart and my uterus are the same organ.

Sochi Police report [translated from Russian using Google Translate.]

Surely you can't be serious?

This might have solved the problem:

Holy cow! She really wanted to fly United.

"Get him away from the children!" Putin

"I can see them from my house!"