I will side step a little bit....

Glad you brought it up. How come the dude can run his spy job, his travel job, has his main wife and kids, AND has his Martha wife? How often does he see her? Like once a week? The logistic of his whole time schedule made me wonder how the hell he can manage? I have no idea when I would see my girlfriend should I have…

Worry not about splinters. It was well Polished...

So true. When I came from Europe to US, that was one of the bigger cultural surprises. Ping by Aerosmith was playing at the time, and the 2 frame boob in Euro version was gone from US music video version. Body Heat had (at the time still hot) Kathleen Turner ass pixelated because, you know, let's pretend that women…

Seriously? If I design myself in a video game, I will be larger than life... down there.

Are you? If so, what kind? Will be awesome if we can watch together.

Oh man (Oh gorilla) I wish I would have pecks like that...

This:

This is what he sees

I was raised in Europe. My parents, mainly my mom, were strict. I got hit 3 times in my life, each I remember. The yelling was worse though. All that though made my parents parenting easy - we were extremely good kids with no problems or behavior issues.

Found this and will try this tonight. What may be better than to brush my teeth with that stuff.

The products are not bad but the whole thing around Apple became sort of religion. I won't even start discussion of Apple/technology with some of the fanboys as I picture the consequent hostage crisis and craziness to erupt. It is like a religion where someone takes it too far... like, staying under snow in front of…

Hm, there are no records from Saudi Arabia, but the region is doing better than even US (notice Sudan right next door)... So I would assume there is no correlation between penis size and religious fanaticism...

The solution? If you cannot sit next to a woman, or whatever, buy the whole row. In some planes it would be two seats, in some three (or four in trans-continent flights). There is no reason why the airline should accommodate fanaticism including religious one, so if you don't want your 33rd wife to sit next to a…

To some extend I agree with you. On the other hand, knowing the custom here (I am originally from Europe) , many parents would prevent kids to see "too sexual" whatever, only to let them watch very graphic, violent movies, or let them play head-blowing-up video games. Personally I shield my kid from the later and…

I agree with # 15 (among others). Fuck Minecraft! On the other hand, it is true that it gives some kind of imagination to kids, AND teaches them how to use computer. Well, forces them how to use computer! Have they asked you to install mods (any - more or less). They have to download the shit while not get some…

Sorry, nothing beats his comment "Americans don't have "pure genes" like Swedes because "we keep marrying other species and other ethnics". He is a pig, but very, very stupid one. I seriously don't know how a person of his IQ can keep a job, particularly with such visibility...

Should we make a Facebook page to demand Tina Fay to reenact this piece word by word?

It probably depends where you live. My house was re-piped and it runs via the attic. So in the summer it is HOT for 2 minutes or so, and then it gets cooler. Still, seems like that even the water in the ground is relatively warm. My water heater is set to really low over the summer, though in the winter, when we…

Wow, that IS freaking hot! ;-)