I think your example gets to one of the problems some men (I don’t count myself among them, I’m just following a logical thoughtline) are having. According to the study, when presented with examples of harassment, most men are able to identify things that are actual harassment. But what they’re worried about is that…

They could kind of tell he was unarmed though 

With that username, HOW DARE YOU.

Zaphod’s attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato’s limo. His mouths hung open.

Interesting - I was expecting Maul’s double saber, but what Rey’s wielding is actually a version of the Jedi Temple Guard lightsaber seen in Clone Wars and Rebels. Best pic I could find in a hurry:

I'm... gonna keep using mine. Little dude is only 1 month, and we only use it if we want a moment where he can sleep and isn't on top of one of us. Never unobserved.

I do. I fold the sponge and slide the knife through with the dull side facing the fold. No cuts. Maybe you’re just bad at washing dishes.

Timeline novel is much much better the movie

There’s piles of shit on opposite sidewalks but I, the rational centrist, choose to sit in the middle of the road while eating a responsible amount of shit from both piles.

Ehh, I think it’s much more likely that she came home drunk, got scared, and killed the guy she thought was in her apartment. She still deserves to go to prison for it. 

Counterpoint: grape is the only edible jelly.

Some people cant detect subtle sarcasm.

And trust me, we all can definitely hear it.

Schmuck Dynasty?

I don’t think I’ve ever had that hostile of an encounter, but I’ve definitely had people tell me something isn’t rocket science to which I’ve replied “well if it was, I could handle it”

I’ll add a new entry: “I am no Jedi.”

Methinks your "reading" was wrong, and KMS' was correct.