I just wish female artists would stop trying to pretend everything is somehow abstractly feminist. You made some victorian figurines with their throats slashed and their guts coming out because you think it looks cool. That's fine. Just call it what it is and enough with the faux social justice facade.

Step 1.) Make feminist art project designed to empower women by depicting them as murder victims.

Woah woah woah. He may be a crack smoking goofy douchbag but calling him a wife beater is kind of taking it too far. Where's your evidence?

Don't forget a little "this and that" thrown in with some flowers as a bonus to dress up the envelope of cash. "This and that" being dresses and perfume which is what the average husband would consider the entire gift.

When you realize that it costs a minimum of $350 to get them to clear the rink for you to do this, it's totally a TY VAN BUREN thing to do. In that case, he probably had a professional videographer film the whole thing and upload it to vimeo.

Your friend's cunt makes $68/hour on the internet and she has been laid?

Lol, the funny part is that it's predominantly white women who are fighting for black women to be represented.

Hockey players have been using this spray during the playoffs for years in order to keep playing on broken feet.

Apart from the WTC thing, subsitute "a major city" for "NYC" and this post holds true, just like every universal urban experience that New Yorkers can't seem to understand doesn't just apply to them.

You need better hangover cure ideas first.

This is so empowering!! Who hasn't wanted to murder, dismember and then cannibalize their hubby once in a while, AMIRITELADEEEZZ!?!?

That is one of the least egregious examples I've seen. Mostly they just increased the highlights and definition on her face. They did definitely make her skinnier but most of the ones like this I've seen are way worse.

Wild speculation.

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Honestly, she sounds like a total psycho. I bet nobody touched her dog, and nobody touched her offensive Christmas display. She's probably mentally ill.

Team Neighbours.

Your private investigator? Anyways, most women take way more than 4 weeks mat. leave. That's a fact. And they should be too. Caring for a baby is not like nursing a cold. It doesn't make you hardcore to go back as early as possible. It makes you neglectful.

Are you completely ignoring the reality that pregnancy is a huge fucking deal that totally takes you out of the game for a long time?

I think in his mind she probably did that to create a big magical rom-com type scenario and it's not too hard to believe that's what she had in mind at the time... Of course she probably didn't think too much about it or believe he'd put much effort into it beyond googling/facebooking her and maybe sending her an…

Well Santa would be Eskimo because he's from the North Pole.