You, sir, have never been 20 minutes outside of downtown Seattle in any direction.

You clicked though, didn’t you?

China?

Precisely 31 of them....

Official font of racist grandmothers everywhere.

I had a shovel and probe in my backpack and I was wearing a transceiver, however, the others were only carrying a shovel and probe.

Right...there. That's the shot.

LOL. Like there's any ice cream left...