You, sir, have never been 20 minutes outside of downtown Seattle in any direction.

You clicked though, didn’t you?

China?

Precisely 31 of them....

Official font of racist grandmothers everywhere.

Awesome article, but this:

I had a shovel and probe in my backpack and I was wearing a transceiver, however, the others were only carrying a shovel and probe.

Right...there. That's the shot.

LOL. Like there's any ice cream left...