Yeah, but they’ll be filling the city and stadium with Raiders fans, not people.

Why are there so many people in that tiny gym?

They need that made into a bobble head.

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

What kind of car is getting fucked here?

A. from non-elite runner: To a degree, yes, the times they’ve been hitting in workouts indicate what’s possible in competition. But by the time you add in an x-factor improvement for having other fast people to run with, the length of the race, heat, wind, possibility of falling, covering or not covering a bold move…

While I emphatically agree with you, I would also just like to say that I do call it Soccerball.

It’s usually more like 1000 with totally 4000 more who want to get in but the stupid partisan fire marshall won’t let them. What’s that? There’s pictures of outside and no one is out there? Stupid bias media personality Turdman37's twitter account is clearly lying. So rigged.

I hear we picked up Ashley Feinberg in the contraction draft. Good five tool writer, a bit of a GLORY GIRL though.

Americans running by themselves on an empty track? Somewhere, an NBC Sports executive needed to change his pants.

For the second time in these Olympics four Americans go up against imaginary opponents to the embarrassment of the host country.

Counterpoint: Drug testing might be working? We should expect to see slower times if everyone is off the juice rather than damning the “state of sprinting”.

Yeah, Bolt’s done nothing until he gets to win a gold medal by running backwards or hopping.

Pushing all those bobsleds really builds up the quads.

The White Flipflop Gang

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

That paragraph about vaginal inspection is absolutely alarming and this article isn’t without merit, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to disagree with the headline, which summarizes that “The Debate About Caster Semenya Isn’t About Fairness.”

Shhh. You’re acknowledging complexity and the possibility that the best solutions may be frustratingly imperfect. You’re ruining a perfectly good Hot Take!

If we are going to hold two separate events for men and women, then we have to have some distinct dividing line between who is “a man” and who is “a woman.” It may not be fair to everyone, but you do have to draw a line somewhere.

If only someone had tweeted at Hitler to go fuck himself.