Worse than the “wait until your phone is out to talk” is the “wait until you are almost asleep to bring up major decisions” move. If I am in a bed with my eyes closed, it is not the time to discuss mortgages, career changes, children, etc. Are you an insane person?

“Guys, guys, we only want media attention when we win.” - Chip Hale

I don’t understand the outrage here.

UNC players should look at the bright side. It’s not like they have to get back to class this week.

He wants a speedy answer from the NBA, but was told to hang on for a Manute.

“I can get at least 6 2nd round picks for him!” - exclaims Hinkie at the latest 76ers meeting

I am such a huge supporter of this! We really do so little in this country for new mothers and new babies (gee, if only there was a ‘pro-life’ party that could get on that....) and this is a good step. The original BBC article also points out that this is a great place to include literature and information that can…

Not only are the Cardinals in last place, but they’re winless in the month of April. Trash.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

Bad parts of town like the back streets the Backstreet boys live on?

I feel like this is all an elaborate ruse set up by my boyfriend to somehow get me interested in putting the dishes away.

Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

You think that’s impressive, my grandpa can do number one in his sleep.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

It’s almost as if a platform of getting fanboys fired up by throwing shade at the domestic league and repeating “comfort zone” and other platitudes over and over again isn’t a substitute for actual coaching and tactical acumen.

Yea, but worse than candy corn? Worse than those Valentine’s day hearts made out of chalk?

Fuck. If his prognosis does not improve, nobody better wear fucking black to his funeral. This is a man who’s lived out loud, and that is how we should pay tribute.

Adequate would have been an adequate adjective in this instance.