Harvey is on the record saying if the Mets make it to October, he’s pitching. Boras can get fucked.

“Who still has two thumbs and got to miss all of training camp, bitches?”

Boston fans will still take this as a personal affront and proof that the entire sporting world is out to get them.

You buried the lede, Barry. There are several Marlins fans?

Instead of an elaborate scheme to plant racist audio, they could just cut off his hair.

Can’t wait for MP3 Deletion Night.

“Honey, come check this out! I just pwned the liberals!”

He has a point on that last one. Lions are notoriously thorough investigators.

Maybe Curt just finds the idea of a profit inherently funny.

As a black, unborn fetus of a lion whose father lion fought in ‘Nam on the back of his space motorcycle, I don’t think that book is big enough.

Brewers still want to trade Gomez. Obviously they want to counter the notion that he has a bad hip.

Mets sources are biased int he opposite direction. Taking either as gospel is dumb.

Long-time self-loathing Mets fan here. I actually think Collins has a lot of support among Mets fans. He has squeezed the most he possibly can out of some teams really lacking in talent over the past few years and I think he deserves some credit for that.

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Mmmm, ham fist.

So this goes on all the duda day?

I canuck believe he missed that.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mudiays.

If they trade down, they could also draft Cleanthony Late.