Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

I really don’t give a rat’s ass that some folks are destroying their Nike gear.
I am a retired military officer and when I was commissioned 40 years ago I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic. The first amendment of the Constitution protects…

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAST MAN ON EARTH, CLOVER?

But... but... what about The Last Man On Earth????? :’-(

Now save Last Man on Earth, please!

Brooklyn Nine-Nine was the third best show cancelled yesterday after 1) The Mick 2) Last Man on Earth

Yes, it’s DEFINITELY an American problem.

Maybe Fox will throw the show a bone and do a 5-6 episode renewal to wrap up the series. Probably not, because Fox, but a boy can dream, right?!

Noooooooo!!!!!! It’s the one show I look forward to everyweek!!

It’ll be criminal if Fox decides to cancel this show after that goddamn doozy of a cliffhanger. And with not even a proper goodbye from Jasper.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Springs1 is a yoga instructor.

You should probably never go to a restaurant again.

To be fair, half of Hilltop has probably been fantasizing about clocking that dumb kid.

Shouldn’t this honestly be the series finale? What more could this show have to possibly say?

RICK: Hey, all you Saviors...

This whole climax was, like most major events, handled a lot better in the books. First a minor annoyance: the stained glass tree in the middle of nowhere is clearly supposed to be meaningful, but as far as I’m concerned, this was never effectively addressed. It just seems like a sloppily introduced contrivance with…

LOL you sound like a completely high-strung goddamn nightmare. Watching like a hawk at the very chance to prove that you know more because it boost your belief in superiority because you worked at a sandwich counter years ago.

Holy crap... while I admit servers fuck up with some regularity, you seem like you must be a real nightmare customer just by your demeanor here.

I can’t tell if this manual is sincere or not. Help.