Now that’s a Citation for sore eyes.

“I am a Division Manager!! That is very important!! That is very important!! You don’t talk to me like that!! People are scared of me!”

Automatic CP for La Croix.

Oh yes. The 4 spd. zapped any driving pleasure that may have been wrung out of this overweight, underpowered 2.5i Outback.

The sympathy vote from Vintage Bones is a “nay.” Noted.

Ha! Totally forgot about the headlight bulbs. Went through a lot of those. And you reminded me of a rattle in the dashboard that drove me nuts.

Why are the pretty ones always crazy?

“Love, it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru”...more like “Blown head gaskets, it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.”

Neighbors are the worst.

Mass is your friend. Sweet, sweet mass...

You’re all “crack pipe this” and “crack pipe that” now, but if you were to watch a montage of the glorious P38 fording rivers and crossing verdant dewy meadows set to the strains of Elgar’s Nimrod, I promise you that with tears streaming down your cheeks, you would rescind that CP vote.

Wellp...got the truck back...

I remember reading Consumer Reports review of the Nitro, one of their lowest-scoring tests of all time. Under “Cons,” a laundry list. Under “Pros” there was one word: “none.”

I thought the old 4.0 liter Cologne V6 was supposed to be bullet proof. We had one in our family that lasted well beyond 300k.

I can’t believe how bad all of these suggestions are (with the exception of Tom’s Suburban 2500)!

Alternative headline—> Breaking: Chrysler Product Selling for Price Way Lower Than MSRP

The opportunity cost is too high. CP

“...never registered, stored since new.”

Torchlopnik: any word on whether this Odyssey will offer an AWD option, or will the Sienna continue to be the sole player in the 4-wheel-drift minivan world?