Seriously. Then again maybe the style and sensibility of 80’s America is just getting to his part of the world.

This mullet is everything.

I would argue the Chrysler Pacifica was painfully ahead of its time. Released in 2003 as an 04 model, shameless crossovers weren’t really a thing at that point. Chrysler knew it too and even in their own ads tried to sell the idea of “SUV lite” - such as the one where everyone went skiing and needed the AWD to get…

The Tucker 48. One of the first vehicles to put safety at the forefront of its design. Notable features:

Viper with original Mini engine.

It’s a little like banning “assault rifles” because of their militaristic appearance, rather than their actual capabilities. It’s an arbitrary specification that can easily be worked around, but for better or worse, for now does allow them to easily eliminate what they consider the more dangerous bikes in a particular…

American cars of the 80s and 90s, like their European counterparts, mostly weren’t fit for purpose. Dreadful, unreliable shitbuckets, poorly built down to a cost by accountants and overly-unionised labour who didn’t think ‘work’ was something that was in their contract. We matched each other crap car for crap car.

Or how about - and stay with me - we get rid of the magnetic suspension and leather and sell it for $30k?

Coast Guard pilots are naval aviators. They most certainly don’t have any issues landing on ships. Its faster to use the hoist for transfer though. Zumwalt is also on pre-commissioning builders trials, so the deck might not be NAVIAR certified yet as well.

“At an unheard-of $8,000 dollars—about $58,000 today—a grand total of zero were sold leaving the Goodyear test car the only one built.”

Had to go tot he car for my gif thumbdrive for this one:

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

Zumwalt, the Ship of the 90’s...TODAY!

I cried a little at that last one, Jesus H Christ, my family situation was not great, but damn.

He could become an engineer

This stroke of German engineering genius still exists in the present-day 981 and 991. If your battery dies, the procedure is:

I can see the newspaper headlines now...

Or one of these: