Believe it or not, the government doesn’t pay for everything for presidents. The First Family has to pay for its food. Normal stuff like toothpaste, shampoo? They pay. Only official functions are covered.

Striptips. Or its monopolytime with Barron.

I don’t understand why he even carries money. The government pays for everything for him and it’s not like he pays people anyway.

Uh, dude doesn’t even pay his contractors, and they have contracts. It’s right there in the name. No way does Fuckface McOrange tip his caddy.

Why, that’s about four or five hamberders right there.

How much money should a president have on them at all times? I'm trying to think of how many rubles you would need to tip your caddie.

They’re to bribe the grocery store cashier in case he forgets his ID when he goes to buy cereal.

Yeah, I’m old enough to remember a day (what was it, 100 years ago back in 2016?), when you pretty much could only judge a President by his presidency. Unless you were lucky enough to have been close friends with the President, you would not know enough about them to personally judge them.

There are still MAGA chuds claiming Obama was playing golf after Katrina, so, yeah.

“What the president meant is that he thinks we need more collaboration among intelligence agencies. Any other interpretation is just fake news.” - every member of his administration, probably.

His “out” is his standard, “Many people have been saying this...”

I can’t wait until we have a president again. All we have right now is a tinpot Putin groupie whose brain is full of harebrained conspiracy theories and racist tropes. Maybe that’s what we deserve.

Oh, he will insist that its true. And sharpie something something.

I cannot wait for Trump to repeat or retweet that Obama did nothing as president leading up to 9/11 because he is a secret Muslim and allowed 9/11 to happen. Then the media will have to debate with Trump sycophants whether or not if Obama was president on 9/11 for a week.

The kids are alt right

“I’d love to give you this flower as a show of friendliness...”

Trump stole the Glengarry leads.

“We love our Hispanics as long as they don’t look hispanic.” Jesus, it’s not even a racist dog whistle. It’s just a regular racist whistle. It’s a racist air raid siren.

This. We’re well into year three of this bullshit and this clown is thinking “Do Better” is a something that could still happen. That ship has sailed and left a trail of slime and shit in its wake.

I think even his crowds are getting tired.