Much like illegal aliens.

Much like extraterrestrials.

Sick damn liberals.

Made me spit coffee out my nose.

But ya can on the pipe organ.

The right of believers to sink their life savings into the pursuit of their own truths is what made America great; it is the essence of capitalism. Think of those hungry mouths being fed by the gorilla suit makers, the big foot foot track makers, the reality big foot hunter tv show makers, the bible makers, the church…

People who understand one another; shame free place. Sounds like AA. Do they give chips for continuous periods of belief? Seriously though, I am a believer. I might even be a believeaholic, but I'm not certain. I know that UFOs and aliens are real. On the other hand, I am certain that the Kardashians and that newly…