You guys are such hipsters.

Might I suggest... "Best glans in baseball"? For your consideration.

His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

Oh snap!

The letter in part reads:

Combine our comments and you've got something that really pops.

Shucks, Sean. While the story may have been a bushel of lies, if you peel back the husk, you'll find a kernel of truth.

That's putting a lot of faith in the continued health and well being of Geno Smith and Michael Vick.

After three re readings I can't tell if you are being brilliantly meta by suggesting some of the worst sounding ideas ever to illustrate how the producers are doing the same, or just have some of the worst ideas ever.

Also not real: Qatar's president, Paul Bearer.

I don't get picking Qatar in the first place. And neither should u.

After a quick Wikipedia search, I got it!! Good one, Footsteps!

This reminds me of when the NFL had the Super Bowl in some fictional town called "Jacksonville".

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Filed under "Fun with Survivorship Bias".

Looks like someone fell asleep watching MLB Extra Innings

A's fans hate this, as the Giants get all of the love from the bay area. That's why they hate us so much, while the hatred isn't nearly as bad the other way around. The A's get no love. However, they always play good ball. I've never been to an Oakland home game where they have lost, so the fans get some good home…

If any two states were going to engage in a shallow juvenile pasttime, I'm just glad it happened with those two shapes.

UPDATE: THEY ARE LETTING ME IN. I'm gonna to whip their asses in laser tag.